The Neoborn Caveman Show | humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity critique of compliance experiments reshaping choices into cages, exposing how banks, parking, and services add friction to analog options through app mandates while presenting digital paths as convenient, warns of inertia leading to total tracking where refusal becomes suspicious, highlights how each reasonable rung builds inescapable infrastructure linking to digital IDs and programmable currency, and urges embracing inconvenience now through cash use and analog insistence to preserve autonomy before alternatives vanish.

Key Takeaways

• Compliance relies on voluntary inertia.
• Friction disguises digital mandates.
• Analog alternatives become burdensome.
• Normalization expands control scope.
• Refusal signals wrongdoing in systems.
• Infrastructure locks in surveillance.
• Inconvenience preserves future options.
• Cash maintains independent choices.
• Awareness breaks gradual entrapment.
• Humanity requires deliberate resistance.

Sound Bites

"Have you noticed how we're living through the largest compliance experiment in human history, and most people think they're just getting better customer service?"

"The world is being reshaped so that certain choices become nearly impossible to make."

"Many banks now require app-based authentication for anything beyond basic logins."

"Don't have a smartphone? Well, you can visit a branch during business hours—assuming there's still one near you, and assuming you can get there when it's actually open."

"It's friction disguised as security. Inconvenience packaged as protection."

"Have you tried to park somewhere recently without an app? Tried to access certain government services without downloading something?"

"Each system, taken individually, seems reasonable. Each one offers an analog alternative. Technically."

"But have you noticed how those alternatives work? They're slower. They require extra steps. They make you feel like you're being difficult."

"What we're watching is a carefully constructed ladder where each rung seems reasonable in isolation."

"Once the infrastructure is fully digital, fully tracked, fully programmable—asking nicely for your freedom back isn't going to cut it."

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keywords: compliance experiments, app mandates, analog friction, digital cage, voluntary control, surveillance normalization, digital ids, programmable currency, autonomy loss, resistance inconvenience

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity critique of facial recognition surveillance turning shoppers into suspects, exposing how stores like ShopRite, Wegmans, and UK chains like Sainsbury's scan faces without meaningful consent to create digital fingerprints checked against ban databases, warns of permanent data retention and sharing even on mistakes, highlights disproportionate harm to marginalized communities through error-prone tech, and calls for resistance through boycotting, legislation, and refusing normalization before infrastructure locks in total tracking linked to digital IDs and currencies.

Key Takeaways

• Facial scanning erodes privacy without consent.
• Databases turn errors into permanent records.
• Tech normalizes surveillance as safety.
• Marginalized groups face amplified harms.
• Corporate profit drives data collection.
• Resistance preserves future choices.
• Normalization leads to expanded control.
• Boycotts challenge infrastructure growth.
• Transparency exposes system biases.
• Humanity demands alternative paths.

Sound Bites

"Have you been paying attention to what's happening when you walk into a grocery store?"

"cameras mounted at the entrance are scanning your face, measuring the distance between your eyes, the shape of your nose, the contours of your jaw."

"They're creating what they call your 'facial geometry'—basically a digital fingerprint of your face—and checking it against a database."

"You didn't agree to this. Most people don't even know it's happening."

"ShopRite stores across Connecticut, New York, and New Jersey have been doing this for years."

"ShopRite keeps your facial data for 90 days if you're not flagged. If their system thinks you match someone who's been banned—even by mistake—your data gets kept permanently and shared across all their locations plus their third-party tech provider."

"This isn't just ShopRite. This is becoming standard practice."

"Wegmans is doing it. In the UK, Sainsbury's just expanded their facial recognition system to additional stores after what they called a 'seismic' drop in theft at their trial locations."

"This is about normalization. This is about building the infrastructure. This is about getting people used to the idea that being surveilled is just part of shopping now. Just part of existing in public."

"Once that's normalized, once the cameras are installed and the databases are built, the scope of what they're used for will expand. It always does."

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keywords: facial recognition surveillance, shoprite scanning, wegmans tech, sainsbury's system, digital fingerprint, data retention, privacy erosion, marginalized harms, infrastructure normalization, digital ids

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Neoborn Caveman unpacks a pro-humanity critique of agency loss and non-consensual testing, exposing the 2016 21st Century Cures Act's Section 3024 allowing waiver of informed consent for minimal risk clinical investigations, ties it to MK Ultra experiments and DARPA tech like nanobots or neuralinks, warns of hidden implications in COVID vaccines and digital IDs enabling mass surveillance and control, questions government ethics in bypassing human rights for profit, and urges awareness to counteract manufactured consent through unity and truth.

Music guests: pMad

Key Takeaways

• Informed consent waivers erode human rights.
• Minimal risk criteria enable unethical experiments.
• Government acts prioritize profit over safety.
• Historical abuses like MK Ultra persist today.
• Vaccines and tech risk non-consensual alterations.
• Digital IDs facilitate total control.
• Awareness counters manufactured narratives.
• Unity protects against elite agendas.
• Truth demands questioning authority.
• Humanity requires vigilance for freedom.

Sound Bites

"Chronical testing of investigational medical devices and drugs no longer requires the informed concern to subjects if the testing poses no more than minimal risk for the subject and includes safeguards."

"In 2016, President Obama instituted the 21st Century Cures Act and it was sold for American citizens as a way of fight an opioid epidemic crisis."

"It is legal to experiment on American citizens without their consent as long it does not exceed minimal risk criteria."

"This provision modifies the investigational drug and device statutory authorities to allow for waver or alteration of informed concern"

"Prior to the Act HHS Human Subject Regulations permitted an IRB to waive or alter informed concern for certain low-risk research while a federal food drug and Cosmetic Act, FDCA did not contain a similar provision."

"it is already happening so how can you stop it? Well evil only is afraid of darkness is scared scared of what?"

"talk about it. Think about it. Question it. Could be? Should it be? How would we?"

"when you feel this never ends is it your feeling or is it a generated manufactured feeling"

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keywords: 21st century cures act, section 3024, informed consent waiver, non-consensual testing, mk ultra, darpa experiments, covid vaccines, digital ids, agency loss, human rights

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman delivers a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on overreach and health truths, highlighting dangers of space solar energy beaming from moving aircraft as unauthorized experiments risking interference, warns against digging deep sand tunnels after Florida teens buried alive in collapse, promotes benefits of standing on one leg for balance and brain health to counter decline, exposes over 20% of YouTube feed as AI slop with high consumption in South Korea and Pakistan, notes Dell admitting low AI PC sales amid subscription hype rejecting ownership, and urges real music over digital butlers.

Music guests: Big Bus Dream, Big Sexy

Key Takeaways

• Unauthorized experiments threaten shared futures.
• Deep sand digging risks immediate death.
• Balance training preserves brain function.
• AI slop erodes content quality.
• Hype rejects personal ownership.
• Real music sustains human connection.
• Health demands simple practices.
• Irresponsibility invites harm.
• Authenticity counters digital control.
• You are special and one of a kind.

Sound Bites

"Energy is not lost, right? It's thermodynamics, right?"

"beaming solar energy from space could address several drawbacks of today's ground based solar technology."

"Don't dig big holes in the sand because you die."

"our brains aren't fixed. They are pretty malleable."

"more than 20% of YouTube's feed is now AI Slop"

"America ranks third in AI Slop consumption and subscribers."

"Dell admits customers are not buying PCs... just because they have so-called AI."

"would you buy something just because it has this sticker AI included?"

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keywords: space solar energy, sand tunnel collapse, one-leg balance, brain health, AI slop YouTube, Dell AI PCs, real music, health truths, overreach satire, pro-humanity

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman rambles through a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on scientific overreach and health truths, warning against fusion reactors potentially producing dark matter particles as unauthorized experiments risking humanity's future, busts hangover myths while rejecting alcohol as addictive poison worsening long-term risks like cancer, blasts US military drug strikes polluting oceans with exploded narcotics affecting marine life and human cycles, questions judges blocking food dye bans amid corporate interests fueling obesity epidemics, promotes his adventure game book "Don't Panic, It's Only Universal Domination", and urges saying no to narcissistic influences for authentic living.

Music by: Neoborn Caveman

Key Takeaways

• Unauthorized experiments threaten generational futures.
• Alcohol avoidance prevents addictive harm.
• Military actions pollute shared environments.
• Food dyes contribute to health crises.
• Corporate lobbies override protective bans.
• Personal no empowers sovereignty.
• Irresponsibility invites external control.
• Truth rejects spoon-fed narratives.
• Humility counters elite decisions.
• You are amazing and one of a kind.

Sound Bites

"Fusion reactors may create dark matter particles."

"you will meet my open palm a couple of times, around your balls, or the there lackof."

"Alcohol is a drug. It's an addictive drug. It's as bad even worse than heroin."

"no amount of alcohol is completely safe."

"US military kills another narcoterrorist in Eastern Pacific strike operation targeting vessels, but nobody talks about the environmental effects."

"why is it bad to stop government officials... who wants to create better food for you?"

"I've never seen a pig in a makeup chair."

"Did you know that I wrote a book? Yeah, it's a game book, it's a risk book... called 'Don't Panic, It's Only Universal Domination'."

"Keep saying no to all these stupid things."

"You are amazing. You are fantastic. And don't doubt yourself"

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keywords: fusion reactors, dark matter axions, alcohol dangers, hangover myths, military drug strikes, ocean pollution, food dyes ban, rfk jr, judge block, scientific hubris, health block, book promotion

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.